tokomon:

mother: is it a boy or a girl?

doctor: *puts baby between teeth* it’s a metaphor

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burrgerking:

"what do u want to be when u grow up"

not u

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wifipasswords:

Let’s play a fun game called “we’re just friends but I’d fuck you if you asked”

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hotboysofficial:

when someone tickles ur neck

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(via sodamnrelatable)

Me: can i see your homework

Someone: No do your own

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(Source: foodnun, via epic-humor)

"What are your talents?"

Me: 

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(Source: weavemunchers, via epic-humor)